Beth. 20. I walk, I talk, I shop, I sneeze. I’m gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. A mess of tea and pop culture references, chewed pens and empty notebooks.
"Murder Your Darlings" by Chris Piascik; stuff available on society6.
on twitter as @umbrella_seller
"Murder Your Darlings" by Chris Piascik; stuff available on society6.
on twitter as @umbrella_seller
Bruce’s List
- galangal
- ginger root
- lemongrass
- chamomile, peppermint & ginseng teas
- new toaster (sorry)
- new microwave (really sorry)
- the cheapest pants you can find (you didn’t need to see that and I apologise)
THOR
- THREE PLUMP OXEN
- FOUR BARRELS OF MEAD
- AS MANY PUFFER FISH AS REQUIRED (CLINT HAS INFORMED ME THAT THEY ARE A LETHAL MIDGARDIAN DELICACY!)
- HABANERO PEPPERS
- POPTARTS
THOR (after some advice from Steve)
THREE PLUMP OXENFOUR BARRELS OF MEADAS MANY PUFFER FISH AS REQUIRED (CLINT HAS INFORMED ME THAT THEY ARE A LETHAL MIDGARDIAN DELICACY!)HABANERO PEPPERS- POPTARTS
Natasha:
- duct tape
- tequila
- 1 pack tupperware boxes
- 1 large pack plain candles
- 3 packs AA batteries
- rubber gloves
- bleach
- Cheerios
Tony:
- what the hell is a grocery list
- is this what poor people do
- usually food just kind of arrives?
Steve’s Shopping List
- Eggs
- Bread (brown please)
- Milk
- Plain flour
- Bacon
- Steaks (?)
- Butter
- Potatoes
- Popcorn!!!
- Corned Beef
- Do they still make Ovaltine?
Clint wants:
- barbecue tongs
- charcoal
- gasoline
- hot dogs
- buns
- WHY IS THERE NO MUSTARD IN THIS HOUSE GODDAMN
- tequila (unless already on Natasha’s list)
- Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia (she always forgets)
- limes
- new oven mitts (THANKS BRUCE)
- new apron (REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR HELP IN THE KITCHEN BUDDY)
- do we even own a barbecue?
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