Beth. 20. I walk, I talk, I shop, I sneeze. I’m gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. A mess of tea and pop culture references, chewed pens and empty notebooks.

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Anonymous said: 1-20!

I’m assuming this is 1 AND 20, not 1 TO twenty, because that’s a lot, I’d have to have more beer and maybe write an actual biography. So.

1. Have you ever gotten into a physical fight?

Yes! Lots, actually. But I used to do karate, I got up to brown belt before uni happened. I have the proportionate strength of a noodle arm-wise but I’m told I can kick pretty hard, so that’s something. But I suppose since all that was under controlled conditions it doesn’t really count, does it?  Not really… fisticuffs… or whatever…

20. have you ever told a joke no-one laughed at?

90% of my jokes are jokes no-one laughs at. I’m not very funny.

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