"Murder Your Darlings" by Chris Piascik; stuff available on society6.
on twitter as @umbrella_seller
I’m assuming this is 1 AND 20, not 1 TO twenty, because that’s a lot, I’d have to have more beer and maybe write an actual biography. So.
1. Have you ever gotten into a physical fight?
Yes! Lots, actually. But I used to do karate, I got up to brown belt before uni happened. I have the proportionate strength of a noodle arm-wise but I’m told I can kick pretty hard, so that’s something. But I suppose since all that was under controlled conditions it doesn’t really count, does it? Not really… fisticuffs… or whatever…
20. have you ever told a joke no-one laughed at?
90% of my jokes are jokes no-one laughs at. I’m not very funny.