Beth. 20. I walk, I talk, I shop, I sneeze. I’m gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. A mess of tea and pop culture references, chewed pens and empty notebooks.

"Murder Your Darlings" by Chris Piascik; stuff available on society6.

on twitter as @umbrella_seller

tealgeezus:

noliferlauren:

They’re just so lovely that I felt compelled to draw them, giving me all dem naughty feels.
The pose is inspired by a photo but now I can’t find it…

Holy god this is gorgeous

tealgeezus:

noliferlauren:

They’re just so lovely that I felt compelled to draw them, giving me all dem naughty feels.

The pose is inspired by a photo but now I can’t find it…

Holy god this is gorgeous

(via soldieress)

petrichoriousparalian:

amaresempra:

Everyone please repeat after me:
You can be genderfluid and not appear androgynous

You do not have to wear your gender/genderfluidity/agender in a socially acceptable manner only.

You do not have to meet other peoples standard of what your gender looks/acts/sounds like.

oh hey I’m cry

wow i really needed this

(via hunterbadger)

joanwatsonias:

elementarygifed:

“As if men had a monopoly on murder.”

(via thegestianpoet)

tokyograndpa:

Ways you can tell you’re obsessed with British Isles folktales and ballads:

  • ship Lady Margaret and Sweet William in whatever story in whatever form
  • ship Janet and Tamlin that girl’s a bamf
  • never go swimming with anyone or go near water
  • either you will drown or be drowned or your lover will have drowned
  • if it’s been seven years your lover is dead
  • if your lover shows up at your door at midnight do not go with him
  • he is a ghost
  • he is a fucking dead ghost he died in the war you’ve been waiting for nothing congrats
  • robin hood motherfuckers yeah
  • trees are awesome but omg escaping into a wood is dangerous shit
  • your houseguest is either a ghost or the devil
  • their horse is also the devil
  • never fall in love b/c your lover will die or you will hang yourself congrats
  • never dally if you’re in love or engaged someone will end up dead
  • your siblings hate you except for when they don’t
  • the harp was made of her sister’s drowned bones and the strings of her hair
  • the bird is your dead brother
  • never follow the animals
  • always follow the animals
  • DEAD PEOPLE THO
  • NEVER HAVE A LOVER OMFG
  • fucking fairies also jesus christ
  • “Part not ye true love, you rich men then, or ne’er her heart shall beat again”
  • dont elope on horseback at midnight he’s lying and he’s gonna try to kill you
  • peasant lovers will die and take you to hell with them, knight fiancees will take your money and virginity and leave you in a wood hm just become a lesbian jesus christ
  • do not i repeat DO NOT AWAY TO CARTERHAUGH AND PLUCK THE TWA ROSE
  • but if you do make damn sure you want the d

that’s it that’s it really then you just reread all of the child ballad transcripts a dozen times and drink yourself into a stupor cheers

(via endquestionmark)

TV Guide: If you sat on the Iron Throne, what would be your first edict?
Natalie Dormer: Worldwide emancipation for women, equality for the sexes in all areas.
thegestianpoet:

cathysphere:

I hereby found the International Society for Bopping Mads Mikkelsen on the Head with Toast

this is so important to me

thegestianpoet:

cathysphere:

I hereby found the International Society for Bopping Mads Mikkelsen on the Head with Toast

this is so important to me

goodmorningvelma:

#i talk a lot about characters i ”identify with” but really aren’t we all just lemongrab

(via soldieress)

(via aantifreeze)

(Source: man-thing, via juvjuvychan)

nosweetmusic:

“American Gods” by Nicolas Delort

(via kim-pine)

zombres:

convolutedtrainofthought:

  • Irene wasn’t fridged
  • Irene wasn’t a victim
  • Irene wasn’t a generic love interest
  • Irene beat Sherlock
  • Irene took everyone’s preconceived notions of gender in criminals and lit them on fire
  • Irene was a completely unrepentant HBIC
  • Irene (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

(via juvjuvychan)

(Source: bickle, via alana-blooms)

lollinghippo:

http://lanimalu.tumblr.com || http://lanimalu.blogspot.com
NOT MY ART - ALL CREDIT TO LANIMALU
BUT SCREAMS MY PANTS OFF 

lollinghippo:

http://lanimalu.tumblr.com || http://lanimalu.blogspot.com

NOT MY ART - ALL CREDIT TO LANIMALU

BUT SCREAMS MY PANTS OFF 

(via femscum)

(Source: reversethesurface, via endquestionmark)

Daniel in the Den - Bastille

And you thought the lions were bad
Well they tried to kill my brothers
And for every king that died
Oh they would crown another

(Source: oswin-oswald, via eleneis)

themed by coryjohnny for tumblr