'IT'S ON A TRAIN!' is the new. . . the one. the thing that the guy said to me on Facebook. OH FUCK WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER IT?
It's like "you're being insensitive" or something.
"IT'S ON A TRAIN!" is the new "being thoughtless".
What have you done. I knew I shouldn’t leave you on public transport alone, you get up to all kinds of malarkey.
(Yeah. That’s right. Malarkey. I’m bringing it back.)
“Firefly fans will see me, do a double take, stop, nod and say ‘Captain’ with an air of ‘I know what you’ve been through. I’ve been there too’. A guy did it to me in a furniture store the other day. I was walking by, and he saw me, stopped, stood up straight, and said, ‘Captain,’ and I nodded and said, ‘As you were.’”—Nathan Fillion, Entertainment Weekly (via randy-giles)