March 2011
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theraggedyhipster-deactivated20 asked: 'IT'S ON A TRAIN!' is the new. . . the one. the thing that the guy said to me on Facebook. OH FUCK WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER IT?
It's like "you're being insensitive" or something.
OH NO.
okay
start again
"IT'S ON A TRAIN!" is the new "being thoughtless".
there.
It's like "you're being insensitive" or something.
OH NO.
okay
start again
"IT'S ON A TRAIN!" is the new "being thoughtless".
there.
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Me: (coming in to living room) Hi, just need to stick something on record.
Dad: (suspiciously) What is it?
Me: Christopher and His Kind.
Dad: What is it?
Me: It’s Matt Smith—
Dad: It’s that gay thing.
Mum: It’s on a train!
Me: …What?
Mum: It’s on a train. And there’s a woman, and she looks like this (pulls face)
Me: No, I don’t—
Mum:...
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This evening in my life I must:
Cook tea
eat tea
attempt to read
spin on chair instead
ASSEMBLE SNACK ARMY of popcorn, pot of tea and Toblerone
Chistopher and His Kind
More tea
Possibly biscuits.
Fanfic till I pass out.
Fuck off, Sherlock.
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I turned off Comic Relief an hour ago because I...
And then he did.
And I missed it.
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—
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“We must not look at goblin men,
We must not buy their fruits:
Who knows upon...”
– — Goblin Market, Christina Rossetti
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“Firefly fans will see me, do a double take, stop, nod and say ‘Captain’ with an...”
– Nathan Fillion, Entertainment Weekly (via randy-giles)
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“Beee-eeeeth, a time of eating and enjoyment is upon us!”
– My 11-year-old brother, 14 seconds ago, telling me it’s time for tea. 